Thursday, May 22, 2008

TEETH: Lots of Bark But Little Bite


High school student, Dawn, is a virtuous girl, keeping her promise to remain abstinent until after marriage. She preaches her philosophy to young students, spreading her message of purity and chastity from sex, masturbation and unclean thoughts, going so far as to refrain from group outings lest she might yearn for one of the boys between her legs.

She breaks her own code when she goes swimming in a pond with a … boy. The unthinkable happens, of course, as he cannot contain himself. Despite her pleas for him to stop he does not. They both get a surprise when his digit of death, his penis of uncleanliness, meets up with the sharp teeth between her legs.

Oh yes, movie lovers, she has vagina dentate and she learns how to use her girly chompers to punish the filthy men of the world, ripping and tearing heads and shafts from here to next week.

Strangely enough, there was not enough camp to the movie. Imagine that. It took itself a bit too serious, played it a bit too straight, for my taste. It was funny in parts, but it didn’t camp it up enough for my expectations.

Still, I enjoyed seeing it and got a great laugh out of the whole thing. Like the boys in the movie, by the end I felt a bit … short.

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