Sunday, January 24, 2010


They are just looking out for me, my plethora of fat doctors (general practicioner, exercise physiologist, nutritionist), but they have lost their ever-loving mind if they expect this fat feller to burn 400-500 calories a day.

Already, I get up at the crack-of-God (5:30 am) and work out on my birthday present (recumbent bicycle). It's work folks, I tell you what, for this rotund writer to turn the pedals for 25 minutes. I am huffing, puffing and sweating like a dancing mule by the time it's done and my heart rate is only 120-130. I aim for 80-88 rpms, use program 2, set the level at 4 and I average 6.5 miles.

It only burns 200 calories, but it's all I can manage. The other day the nutritionist told me to work out enough to burn 400-500 calories per day. I'll meet the sweet baby Jesus sooner rather than later if I try to meet that goal. Right now I am doing great to keep my heart rate up and still be able to walk afterwards. So I've decided to forgo his recommendation right now. I'll just do my best and work out – once – five days a week and take a leisurely bike ride on the weekends.

I'm already restricting my caloric consumption to 1,200-1,500 calories a day. Believe you me, that's work. (Truth is, I don't always hit that goal, but I try like the dickens and I am successful most days.) The good news is that my sweet tooth has all but disappeared. I have had only two cookies since September 21, 2009 and I've not had any cake, pie, cobbler, muffin or donut since that time. I've cut out most caffeine and am limiting fat.

I prefer the bicycle over the treadmill as the impact is less and I can watch TV or read (the latter being my preference as I get in my comic reading everyday during my workout).


Darin Codon said...

I know you've been paying attention to your body on this for years.

Tell me Jack, does the ratio of protein to carbs seem to make a difference?

Jack said...

Yep. I am supposed to get 60-80 grams of protein a day. No more, no less. My carb intake is not very high and is comprised of whole grains. It seems to be doing well.

Michael William Scott said...

Hey, fatty: if you DON'T burn at least 500 calories per day......and you continue to take in 2000......guess what happens?


Glad to see you can still see down past your gut to your calculator to do the math.

Maybe you SHOULD have your wife policing your food. You don't seem to have figured out the relationship between food, fat, health and death.

Good luck with all that!

Darin Codon said...

That's just mean.