IT'S HOTTER THAN …
Two mice screwing in a wool sock.
A hooker on nickle day.
A two-peckered billy goat in heat.
A freshly screwed fox in a forest fire.
A popcorn fart.
A billy goat’s butt in a pepper patch.
A Southern bride in a feather bed.
A firecracker lit at both ends.
I'M SWEATING LIKE …
A dancing mule.
A whore in church.
A raped ape.
IT'S SO HOT …
I saw two trees fighting over a dog.
It would make you return things you never stole.
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