Wednesday, October 21, 2009

EVEN SATAN HAS TO CUT BACK DURING THIS ECONOMY

I knew it would not be long until the famous Internet comedian, Jason Rohrblogger, carved out a sharply pointed Halloween top ten list. How is Satan cutting back this Halloween? In ten ways, of course (with four alternatives just to add some spice). My favs:

  • Not going down to Georgia
  • Handbasket will not depart until full
  • Salem witch rituals outsourced to China
  • Pitchfork downgraded to salad fork

Feel free to comment about your favorites. Happy Halloween.

1 comment:

Jason Rohrblogger said...

Do you think Satan is reserving the tenth circle of Hell for me?

Thanks for this Halloween link love, Jack!