Cinephile and Oscar genitalia-toucher, Jason Rohrblogger, already has his Academy Award speech ideas on the net. Now all he has to do is move to Cali, work as a waiter, get discovered after pleasing the director, make a movie that spares us any full frontal nudity or back hair, and win his Oscar. Then he can thank everyone with such statements as (my personal fav):
I especially appreciate my fellow nominees for not being talented enough to compete with my performance this year.
Jason. When are you going to feature your number one Internet fan and promoter in one of those handy-dandy top ten lists?