Gov. Rod Assbag, (D-Ill.) is accused of douchebaggery at the expense of the people of Illinois specifically and of democracy generally. Government for sale, so long as it benefits me, appears to be his mantra.
He is accused of going so far as to threaten to pull funding from a children’s hospital because his campaign didn’t get a contribution from them recently. Sweet googly moogly! Not to mention the fact that he allegedly tried to auction off Obama’s vacant Senate seat to the highest bidder. He also tried to use his power to force the Chicago Tribune to give some editorial writers the axe for not being nice to him.
The FBI is on it and there are tape recordings of him doing his dirty deeds. The amazing part about all of this is that he knew he was under investigation and that the feds might be listening in.
He is accused of going so far as to threaten to pull funding from a children’s hospital because his campaign didn’t get a contribution from them recently. Sweet googly moogly! Not to mention the fact that he allegedly tried to auction off Obama’s vacant Senate seat to the highest bidder. He also tried to use his power to force the Chicago Tribune to give some editorial writers the axe for not being nice to him.
The FBI is on it and there are tape recordings of him doing his dirty deeds. The amazing part about all of this is that he knew he was under investigation and that the feds might be listening in.
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