Sunday, March 01, 2009

LAYING IT ALL ON THE TABLE

Don't fart in a warm shower. Dang.

3 comments:

Busplunge said...

My brother tells this story:
He was on the bus when he suddenly realize he felt the need to fart. The music is really loud, so he timed his farts with the beat. After a couple of songs, he started to feel better. When the bus approached his stop, he stood up and walked down the aisle to de-bus. He noticed his fellow passengers were really staring him down, and that's when he remembered:
He's been listening to his Ipod.

S., Michael said...

I actually read all of that. Goodbye 10 minutes. You're an awful influence.

Jackie Melton said...

Ah, the Ozarks are blessed with a record keeper of such relevant resources!