Thursday, October 16, 2008

A FORCE OF EVIL IS HARD AT WORK IN THE OZARKS. PROTECT YOUR CHILDREN!

Did you know that the toy company, Fisher-Price, is in league with Islamic extremists, to secretely indoctrinate our babies with pro-Muslim ideology? The proof is in the pudding, or the latex in this case. Thank the Lord Jesus on High that a Christian from Nixa stood up for the rights of all us Christians in our fight against the plague against God and all that is holy and good and righteous.

Leila Clawson has single-handedly exposed the insideous attempts of the terrorists to systematically subjugate us all by brainwashing our Christian children into siding with Mohammad.

If you are a Christian, a lover of the Messiah, then you must stand against this shadowy evil, which is undoubtedly funded by the queers, the pro-abortionists, and the Godless liberals.

If you doubt it works, if you question the validity of the marketing ploys of subliminal messaging, then heed this warning. When I was a teenage, I was lost to the Lord, choosing instead to lust after the girating bosom of the female during middle school dances. I listened to Queen and not long afterward, I did indeed, smoke marijuana. Oh, the humanity!

Then I discovered the evil plot by The Eagles to get me to join the Church of Satan and of Queen's desire for me to smoke ganga. I left the clutches of Satan and found salvation in more holy music of Carmen.

And now, my friends, evil is at our door again. This time the innocense of our babies is at risk. First it was Tinky Winky and the gay agenda, from which we were saved thanks to the Mouth of Jehovah, Jerry Falwell. While he is now gone, we at least have one local advocate who has the gumption to stand up against the Christian haters who design such dolls as this one.

We must all stand up for Christ and boycott this evil company. We must insist that this Islamic toy be taken off the market and that Fisher-Price pay a heavy price for their evil-doing. Let's face it folks. Islam is the bain of society. It is the single most destructive force on the face of the planet and while the liberals crow and wish us to coddle the Muslims, good Christians know better.

Can I get an Amen?

(hat tip)

5 comments:

Chris said...

Islam is the light, I'm now convinced. I stopped by Toys R Us to get a gift for my friend's daughter's birthday, tested out the Fisher Price doll in question and I just had to get it.

(Ms. Clawson makes all of us who call on the name of Jesus look horribly insane, which truly is not the case for some)

Sky Girl said...

IF I have to hear that story on the news one more time, I'm going to barf.

Jack said...

I blog often on Christians who make the rest of us look bad. It's a hobby of mine, I guess.

Complaint Department Manager said...

I got one of those dolls and tried to get it to play backwards and I could have sworn I heard Rob Halford.

I'm just sayin'.

Sugar Britches said...

I've never been more ashamed of my hometown. But hey, ignorance is everywhere.