TRULY TASTELESS (BUT FUNNY) MICHAEL JACKSON JOKES

Has enough time passed? It has for me. I was a fan of the oft-accused boy-diddler's music when I was in sixth grade, but it was not long until I moved past his poppy tones to a more metal scene. I thought I had died and gone to heaven when I discovered AC/DC. Anywho ...

I offer, for your comic relief, some truly tasteless (but quite funny) jokes about Michael Jackson vis-a-vis Jason Rohrblogger's blog.

My favs:

• Michael Jackson hasn't been this stiff since Macaulay Culkin spent the night at Neverland Ranch.
• Rumors that Michael Jackson has died of a heart attack in his home are untrue. He actually died having a stroke in the children's ward.