Sunday, May 03, 2009

TOP TEN SWINE FLU SYMPTONS

It didn't take Rohrblogger much time to pound out an hysterical and much-needed comedic break from the media's obsessive drive to stir the US into a fearful flu frenzy.

My personal favorites:
  • Boyfriend demands you wallow
  • Aching, fever, coughing, and CNN cameras in your bed
Dr. Fat's advice: wash your hands after you poop, and drink a hot, steaming cup of calm-the-Hell-down.
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1 comment:

Jason Rohrblogger said...

Dear Dr. Jack,

I drank a hot, steaming cup of calm-the-Hell-down but I think I put too much Jack Daniel's in it. Can I just freebase some Tamiflu to get back to normal?

Thanks for the link to my swine flu list. You made my little piggy go wee wee wee all the way home...

-Rohrblogger

6:06 PM

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