Saturday, May 09, 2009

UNDERPANTS ON EBAY & OTHER SOLUTIONS TO HELP DURING THE RECESSION

It was only a matter of time until media mogul J. Rohrblogger came up with a sensible list of ways to make ends meet in this poor economic climate.

The more robust of the solutions are as follows, but one would be smart to find his or her best fit by clicking here.
  • Also buying used men's underwear on eBay
  • Vacationing in Darfur
  • Replacing fine coffee normally served with Folger's Crystals
  • Limited to dipping every other chicken wing in ranch dressing
  • Traded in framed Jackson Pollock for a bunch of spilled paint
  • Selling one girl-child to the producers of "Slumdog Millionaire"
We needed that J. We needed that very much. Hmm. Can you buy used underpants in size "bigg-un" on eBay?

1 comment:

Jason Rohrblogger said...

Jack,

I normally send folks who link to my lists a gold-plated Elvis-themed motorcycle. Since the crash though, all I send out as gifts are unpaid Visa bills and a hungry day trader. Look for yours soon in the mail.

Thanks for your generous link!

-Rohrblogger